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Thursday, August 30, 2018

Friday Reads: August 31, 2018

I am still sick! While this means I have a miserable cough and sniffles there is a silver
lining. I have
plenty of time to read great books when I am not working and have even made progress on the two novels I am currently writing (one is a YA contemporary dealing with a closeted teen and the other is my bloody elf fantasy book).

Update on my Goodreads reading goal for the year: I have officially passed the 35 book goal with 76  books read! That brings my August count to 9 books.

I ended up being able to finish both books from my last Friday Reads post (which you can check out here) as well as one more of the four that I have been desperately trying to finish in the past three months. A spoiler for my upcoming August wrap-up, my opinions on Robin Hobb's Assassin's Apprentice definitely do not conform to the majority of reviews on Goodreads. That leaves me with still needing to complete Winter and The Queens of Innis Lear from the four books that I had mentioned last week.

At the beginning of this week I picked up the September pick for the Australian book club The Name of the Book run by several Australian BookTubers as well as the fourth book in Jennifer L. Armentrout's Lux series that I began three years ago.

Aside from hopefully writing a few more pages and working, I will be reading the two books mentioned above this Friday! Check out below for the details on both and check back at the beginning of September for my August wrap up post.

Title: City of Lies

Author: Sam Hawke
Page Count: 559
Progress: 141
Format Read: Paperback
Genre: Fantasy
Keywords: Poisoners, Siege, Family
Kid Appropriate: Teen and older

Synopsis from Goodreads:

I was seven years old the first time my uncle poisoned me...

Outwardly, Jovan is the lifelong friend of the Chancellor’s charming, irresponsible Heir. Quiet. Forgettable. In secret, he's a master of poisons and chemicals, trained to protect the Chancellor’s family from treachery. When the Chancellor succumbs to an unknown poison and an army lays siege to the city, Jovan and his sister Kalina must protect the Heir and save their city-state.

But treachery lurks in every corner, and the ancient spirits of the land are rising...and angry.


My thoughts so far:

This book is Sam Hawke's debut novel and so far I would say that it is a solid beginning to a new fantasy series. At a quarter of the way through this one I cannot quite tell where it is going to go but the pacing has definitely picked up.

Be warned if you do pick this one up that the first two chapters are long and very slow. They are necessary for setting up the rest of the book but they dragged for sure. Once you get to the end of the second chapter/the beginning of the third the tempo picks up and there is more action to keep your interest.

The events that occur at this point do give me similar feelings to R.F Kuang's The Poppy War. Certainly don't go in expecting it to be the same but something about the writing style rings similar to me. And of course because of the theme of poison I am reminded in bits of Poison Study by Maria V. Snyder.

Each chapter switches perspectives between the brother, Jovan, and the sister, Kalina. While the two sound similar and are not easily distinguished from one another I do find myself preferring Kalina's chapters.

Hopefully this continues to be a strong read! I expect to finish it next week.

Title: Origin

Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
Page Count: 418
Progress: 105
Format Read: Kindle 
Genre: YA Science Fiction
Keywords: Love, Twilight, Aliens
Kid Appropriate: Teen

Synopsis from Goodreads:

Daemon will do anything to get Katy back.

After the successful but disastrous raid on Mount Weather, he’s facing the impossible. Katy is gone. Taken. Everything becomes about finding her. Taking out anyone who stands in his way? Done. Burning down the whole world to save her? Gladly. Exposing his alien race to the world? With pleasure.

All Katy can do is survive.

Surrounded by enemies, the only way she can come out of this is to adapt. After all, there are sides of Daedalus that don’t seem entirely crazy, but the group’s goals are frightening and the truths they speak even more disturbing. Who are the real bad guys? Daedalus? Mankind? Or the Luxen?

Together, they can face anything.

But the most dangerous foe has been there all along, and when the truths are exposed and the lies come crumbling down, which side will Daemon and Katy be standing on?

And will they even be together?


My thoughts so far:

This is exactly what I have come to expect from Jennifer L. Armentrout: fun, sassy, steamy, and full of angst. If you're looking for a lighthearted, angst filled YA book that you'll just be able to fly through I highly recommend her books. My favorites are the Lux series and the Wicked trilogy.

Fantasy Thursday: The Emperor's Blades by Brian Staveley

Title: The Emperor's Blades
Author: Brian Staveley
Page Count: 593
Rating: A+
Format Read: Kindle
Genre: Fantasy
Keywords: Siblings, Assassins, Royalty
Kid Appropriate: Teen and older

Synopsis from Goodreads:

The circle is closing. The stakes are high. And old truths will live again...

The Emperor has been murdered, leaving the Annurian Empire in turmoil. Now his progeny must bury their grief and prepare to unmask a conspiracy.

His son Valyn, training for the empire’s deadliest fighting force, hears the news an ocean away. He expected a challenge, but after several ‘accidents’ and a dying soldier’s warning, he realizes his life is also in danger. Yet before Valyn can take action, he must survive the mercenaries’ brutal final initiation.

Meanwhile, the Emperor’s daughter, Minister Adare, hunts her father’s murderer in the capital itself. Court politics can be fatal, but she needs justice. And Kaden, heir to an empire, studies in a remote monastery. Here, the Blank God’s disciples teach their harsh ways – which Kaden must master to unlock their ancient powers. When an imperial delegation arrives, he’s learnt enough to perceive evil intent. But will this keep him alive, as long-hidden powers make their move?


My Review:

So this was one of the books I snagged on a Kindle Daily Deal. I think I may have gotten it for $1.99. The prologue didn't really draw me in and I wasn't the biggest fan of the cover. It probably sat unfinished for a month before I picked it up again. Never have I been happier to give a book a second chance.

I LOVED this book. If any book I read this month can reduce me to a squealing fangirl, this is the one. To illustrate how much I love this book, I had a bolt in my tire and had to wait almost all day to get the tire replaced. Sitting in crowded waiting rooms and spending money unexpectedly are two things that should have had me freaking out. Instead, I was sitting there with a ridiculous smile on my face clicking away on my Kindle, NEEDING to know what happened next.

Throughout this book we follow the three children of the emperor: Valyn, Kaden, and Adare. Valyn and Kaden are the primary perspectives that we read from though with Adare appearing less often. Initially, Valyn was my favorite (absolutely my newest book crush) with his chapters containing the most action and mystery that had me flipping through the pages.

However, the development we see with Kaden and Adare's stories is a much slower burn. After dreading coming to their chapters in the beginning I found myself devouring their stories by the halfway point. And (not a spoiler) but that ending had me freaking out. Completely did not see everything wrapping up the way it did.

This book has everything. Totally unexpected mystery, supernatural elements, power struggles, politics, religion, a touch of romance that isn't overwhelming, even some adventure. Power through the slower beginning and you will not regret picking this one up.

Monday, August 27, 2018

Mystery Monday! Truly Devious by Maureen Johnson

Title: Truly Devious
Author: Maureen Johnson
Page Count: 432
Rating: B+
Format Read: Kindle
Genre: YA Mystery
Keywords: Sleuth, Anxiety, Murder
Kid Appropriate: Yes

Synopsis from Goodreads:

Ellingham Academy is a famous private school in Vermont for the brightest thinkers, inventors, and artists. It was founded by Albert Ellingham, an early twentieth century tycoon, who wanted to make a wonderful place full of riddles, twisting pathways, and gardens. "A place" he said, "where learning is a game."

Shortly after the school opened, his wife and daughter were kidnapped. The only real clue was a mocking riddle listing methods of murder, signed with the frightening pseudonym, Truly Devious. It became one of the great unsolved crimes of American history.

True-crime aficionado Stevie Bell is set to begin her first year at Ellingham Academy, and she has an ambitious plan: She will solve this cold case. That is, she will solve the case when she gets a grip on her demanding new school life and her housemates: the inventor, the novelist, the actor, the artist, and the jokester. But something strange is happening. Truly Devious makes a surprise return, and death revisits Ellingham Academy. The past has crawled out of its grave. Someone has gotten away with murder.

My Review:

I really wanted to give this one a five star review. It is addicting, fun, and Stevie is a great protagonist. Her obsession with murder and solving crimes completely reminds me of myself as a teenager and I could empathize with her anxiety attacks as someone suffering with anxiety myself. The cast of supporting characters are not necessarily realistic but definitely memorable.

While I did have fun, there were parts of this story that just did not add up or felt unnatural to the progression of the story. I am not a huge fan of when characters or circumstances are so out of place that they temporarily jog you out of the story. It truly disrupts the reading experience. Despite this I fully intend to continue on in this series. Definitely check it out if you're looking for a fun, not too mentally taxing, murder mystery though.

I would recommend this one for fans of the Charlotte Holmes series (book 1 is A Study in Charlotte)

Friday, August 24, 2018

Friday Reads: August 24, 2018

Happy Friday! On the downside I have a cold, but on the upside I get to spend time with my dog and some great reads!

As of today I have completed my Goodreads reading goal of 35 books for the year by 209% by completing 73 books so far! And most exciting is that I am nearly done with one of four books that I have had marked as currently reading on my profile for three months! They are The Queens of Innis Lear, Godsgrave, Winter, and Assassin's Apprentice. For some reason these books have been the biggest struggle to get through in the past few months and I keep putting them down after ten pages at a time. It would make sense if I didn't like them but I genuinely am enjoying each of them! It makes no sense. But being stuck at home sick I finally pushed through and was able to read nearly 200 pages on Godsgrave and am finally getting really into the story! I'll talk more about Jay Kristoff's writing below.

Check out the two books I plan on reading for the rest of today and see what my thoughts are so far! Happy reading.

Title: Godsgrave

Author: Jay Kristoff
Page Count: 419
Progress: 358
Format Read: Hardcover
Genre: Fantasy
Keywords: Assassin, loyalty, gladiators
Kid Appropriate: Nope

Synopsis from Goodreads:

A ruthless young assassin continues her journey for revenge in this new epic fantasy from New York Times bestselling author Jay Kristoff.

Assassin Mia Corvere has found her place among the Blades of Our Lady of Blessed Murder, but many in the Red Church ministry think she’s far from earned it. Plying her bloody trade in a backwater of the Republic, she’s no closer to ending Consul Scaeva and Cardinal Duomo, or avenging her familia. And after a deadly confrontation with an old enemy, Mia begins to suspect the motives of the Red Church itself.

When it’s announced that Scaeva and Duomo will be making a rare public appearance at the conclusion of the grand games in Godsgrave, Mia defies the Church and sells herself to a gladiatorial collegium for a chance to finally end them. Upon the sands of the arena, Mia finds new allies, bitter rivals, and more questions about her strange affinity for the shadows. But as conspiracies unfold within the collegium walls, and the body count rises, Mia will be forced to choose between loyalty and revenge, and uncover a secret that could change the very face of her world.

Set in the world of Nevernight, which Publishers Weekly called “absorbing in its complexity and bold in its bloodiness,” Godsgrave will continue to thrill and satisfy fantasy fans everywhere.


My thoughts so far:

I struggled with this book for the first third of the story! I did not want to read it, I was avoiding reading it, for some reason I just was not connecting with Mia. It was rough and I was reading anything and everything else that I could find. It bothered me so much too because I genuinely LOVED Nevernight when I read it last year. I thought maybe it wasn't as good as the first one or I had outgrown the story. But then I remembered my reading experience with Nevernight. I did the same thing with that book! For some reason every time I read a book by Jay Kristoff I have to start the story at least three times before it begins to click and I am suddenly obsessed with the story.

Now that I am 61 pages from the end of this story I am having so much fun. The action scenes are well written and the brutality of the gladiator life is executed perfectly. Morally ambiguous characters are some of my favorite and there are several present here. It is more emotional than I was expecting and around the halfway mark I have cried a few times.

I have about an hour left to finish this book and I expect it to end up being somewhere between a 4 and 5 star rating on Goodreads.

Title: Sweet Little Lies

Author: Caz Frear
Page Count: 341
Progress: 25
Format Read: BOTM Hardcover
Genre: Mystery
Keywords: Family, murder, detective
Kid Appropriate: Nope

Synopsis from Goodreads:

WINNER OF THE RICHARD AND JUDY SEARCH FOR A BESTSELLER COMPETITION.

WHAT I THOUGHT I KNEW

In 1998, Maryanne Doyle disappeared and Dad knew something about it?
Maryanne Doyle was never seen again.

WHAT I ACTUALLY KNOW

In 1998, Dad lied about knowing Maryanne Doyle.
Alice Lapaine has been found strangled near Dad's pub.
Dad was in the local area for both Maryanne Doyle's disappearance and Alice Lapaine's murder - FACT
Connection?

Trust cuts both ways . . . what do you do when it's gone?

FOR FANS OF ERIN KELLY AND BELINDA BAUER, GET READY FOR THE SUSPENSE NOVEL OF THE YEAR.


My thoughts so far:

This is my August Book of the Month pick. I haven't read much on this one yet and plan on really getting into it once I finish Godsgrave. So far it is an easy to get into book with some gory murder details and flashbacks. In my experience most BOTM books are highly readable. I expect to be able to finish it this weekend or early next week.

Thursday, August 23, 2018

July Wrap Up

Even with some traveling I was able to have a pretty good reading month in July! I read a total of 10 books: 3 fantasies, 1 romance, 1 science fiction, 2 mysteries, 1 picture book, 1 literary fiction, and 1 classic. Check out the books below and see what some of my favorites of the year so far are!

Title: The City of Brass

Author: S. A. Chakraborty
Page Count: 544
Rating: A
Format Read: Kindle  
Genre: Fantasy
Keywords: Egypt, Jin, Magic
Kid Appropriate: Teen and older

Synopsis from Goodreads:

Nahri has never believed in magic. Certainly, she has power; on the streets of 18th century Cairo, she’s a con woman of unsurpassed talent. But she knows better than anyone that the trade she uses to get by—palm readings, zars, healings—are all tricks, sleights of hand, learned skills; a means to the delightful end of swindling Ottoman nobles.

But when Nahri accidentally summons an equally sly, darkly mysterious djinn warrior to her side during one of her cons, she’s forced to accept that the magical world she thought only existed in childhood stories is real. For the warrior tells her a new tale: across hot, windswept sands teeming with creatures of fire, and rivers where the mythical marid sleep; past ruins of once-magnificent human metropolises, and mountains where the circling hawks are not what they seem, lies Daevabad, the legendary city of brass, a city to which Nahri is irrevocably bound.

In that city, behind gilded brass walls laced with enchantments, behind the six gates of the six djinn tribes, old resentments are simmering. And when Nahri decides to enter this world, she learns that true power is fierce and brutal. That magic cannot shield her from the dangerous web of court politics. That even the cleverest of schemes can have deadly consequences.

After all, there is a reason they say be careful what you wish for...


My Review:

I was lucky enough to get this for $1.99 during a Kindle Daily Deal this summer. My emotions in the beginning were always a bit mixed with this read. I never disliked it but I was constantly left craving more from the story, feeling as if everything was just barely scratching the surface. In the end this read blossomed with a roar of flames, promising an amazing sequel in store for this talented debut.

Character development was well done in this book, especially for the characters I considered secondary. I detested the idealistic Prince Ali for the first 60% of the story as his idealism and judgmental attitude alienated everyone around him. But as he grew closer to Nahri and saw the true potential ahead I loved the man and warrior he was growing into despite his continued naivete. I have high hopes for his continued growth and hopefully foiled assassinations in the future two books.

Nahri and Dara. Ugh I desperately wanted an affair worthy of being written in the stars for these two! I love them and the epilogue left me some hope for them but their path forward seemed underdeveloped and needlessly difficult throughout this book. There just was not enough of them together after the first part of this book.

Beautiful world and rich lore. I hope to see it expanded moving forward. Overall, a good debut, lovable characters, and an intense epilogue promising a rich future.

Title: Age of Myth
Author: Michael J. Sullivan
Page Count: 432
Rating: B
Format Read: Audible  
Genre: Fantasy
Keywords: Gods, War, Magic
Kid Appropriate: Teen and older

Synopsis from Goodreads:

Age of Myth inaugurates another six-book series set in Elan.

Since time immemorial, humans have worshipped the gods they call Fhrey, truly a race apart: invincible in battle, masters of magic, and seemingly immortal. But when a god falls to a human blade, the balance of power between humans and those they thought were gods changes forever.

Now only a few stand between humankind and annihilation: Raithe, reluctant to embrace his destiny as the God Killer; Suri, a young seer burdened by signs of impending doom; and Persephone, who must overcome personal tragedy to lead her people. The Age of Myth is over. The time of rebellion has begun.


My Review:

This was one I picked up during an Audible sale. I did not have high hopes when I began this one as I have never read a Michael J. Sullivan book before. Frankly, I expected to dislike this book. I was wrong.

The introduction begins with Sullivan covering his writing style, writing all books in a series before the first is published. I was instantly intrigued by this and may attempt to utilize such a tactic in the future for my own writing (against his advice).

The setting was a bit generic in terms of fantasy novels based on European myths, but I did really enjoy the characters. The twist of Suri's true parentage nearly broke my heart but I was overjoyed when the author did not keep her ignorant of the realities revealed in the cave. I can't wait to see if there is even more the story didn't delve into there. Her relationship with Mina the wolf had me hooked. All I could picture was going on an epic adventure with my own dog!

Malcolm and the Fhrey were sufficiently humorous to keep the story moving along but I really just wanted to see the romance between Persephone and Raithe take off. It felt so genuine and I like the nontraditional dynamic of an older widowed woman with a great deal of power in government being adore by a younger man who doesn't feel threatened by her.

Overall, slightly above average start to a series with a lot of potential.

Title: The Anomaly
Author: Michael Rutger
Page Count: 352
Rating: A
Format Read: BOTM Hardcover  
Genre: Science Fiction Thriller
Keywords: YouTube, Aliens, Horror
Kid Appropriate: No

Synopsis from Goodreads:

If Indiana Jones lived in the X-Files era, he might bear at least a passing resemblance to Nolan Moore -- a rogue archaeologist hosting a documentary series derisively dismissed by the "real" experts, but beloved of conspiracy theorists.

Nolan sets out to retrace the steps of an explorer from 1909 who claimed to have discovered a mysterious cavern high up in the ancient rock of the Grand Canyon. And, for once, he may have actually found what he seeks. Then the trip takes a nasty turn, and the cave begins turning against them in mysterious ways.

Nolan's story becomes one of survival against seemingly impossible odds. The only way out is to answer a series of intriguing questions: What is this strange cave? How has it remained hidden for so long? And what secret does it conceal that made its last visitors attempt to seal it forever?

My Review:

This was my June pick for Book of the Month and I was so excited because YouTube + conspiracy theories + archaeology + my home state sounds perfect! But when I picked up the book the prologue was really weird so I kept putting off actually reading it. I shouldn't have because it was so much fun I ended up finishing it in 24 hours once I actually started!

Nolan (our mc) was both lovable and generic. By this I mean he had fewer crazy traits than most and could easily morph into someone you know. For me I kept picturing an older Shane Dawson. With this flexible identity it was easy to get into the story following him.

Ken was a stereotype, but in the fun way. Rutger could have made him sleazy but I'm glad he didn't. Pierre was basically a puppy. Molly shifted too much quickly in my opinion to ever feel truly connected to her. For the length of the novel her rapid shifts felt disjointed. And finally I liked our villains (no spoilers!). They were just weird enough that it worked well with the science fiction world created here.

The setting of the cave was by far my favorite aspect. It was expansive enough to be creepy and get the heart rate up but small enough you aren't confused the entire time.

This definitely is not a read after prestigious awards in literature but it's genuinely fun with its heavy doses of adventure and sarcasm mixed with a dash of science fiction to keep you wondering.

Title: Well Schooled in Murder
Author: Elizabeth George
Page Count: 432
Rating: A
Format Read: Hardcover  
Genre: Mystery
Keywords: Boarding school, fertility, family
Kid Appropriate: No

Synopsis from Goodreads:

When thirteen-year-old Matthew Whately goes missing from Bredgar Chambers, a prestigious public school in the heart of West Sussex, aristocratic Inspector Thomas Lynley receives a call for help from the lad's housemaster, who also happens to be an old school chum. Thus, the inspector, his partner, Detective Sergeant Barbara Havers, and forensic scientist Simon Allcourt-St. James find themselves once again outside their jurisdiction and deeply involved in the search for a child--and then, tragically, for a child killer. Questioning prefects, teachers, and pupils closest to the dead boy, Lynley and Havers sense that something extraordinarily evil is going on behind Bredgar Chambers's cloistered walls. But as they begin to unlock the secrets of this closed society, the investigation into Matthew's death leads them perilously close to their own emotional wounds--and blinds them to the signs of another murder in the making....

My Review:

I loved this book! This one returns to the slightly twistier and uncertain origins of A Great Deliverance.

Lynley was a bit dry in this one as he pined for Lady Helen and continuously doubted himself over his friend John's potential guilt in the murder of 13 year old Matthew. Which brings me to wonder how some of the child pornography issues brought up this book were not considered illegal but rather just embarrassing and disturbing? How was the individual in possession of the images not arrested? I cannot tell if I missed part of the plot or if the law in England was somehow different in 1990. Either way that part of the book equally was creepy and concerning.

Rather than Barbara, it was Deborah driving me absolutely insane with her pigheadedness in this book! Though Barabara's behavior in certain areas did leave me uncomfortable. You both feel sorry for her and feel angry with her. Either way the complexity of these two women was equally frustrating and refreshing.

As far as the murder it was well done. I suspected the killer for most of the book but George did a good job placing just enough doubt throughout to keep it from being a slam dunk guess.

This was a successful mystery. I enjoyed the line from Barbara about the student Daphne, about her being unseen by hearing everything. Extremely relatable having been the shy girl in high school. Loved this exploration of the true darkness humanity is capable of.

Title: Beowulf
Author: Unknown
Page Count: 93
Rating: C
Format Read: Kindle  
Genre: Classic/Epic poetry
Keywords: Legend, monsters, warriors
Kid Appropriate: Teen and older

Synopsis from Goodreads:

The great drinking hall, Heorot, provides merriment for warriors and wenches alike. But it provokes only avenging rage from swamp creature Grendel. Now, in sixth-century Denmark’s darkest hour, a light of hope comes in the warrior Beowulf of the Geats. With his quest to defeat Grendel and his vengeful demon mother, Beowulf embarks on a journey from the murky lagoon to the throne of the Geats.

Beowulf, the Old English epic poem published anonymously centuries ago, remains one of the most influential pieces of English literature, inspiring generations of writers from J. R. R. Tolkien to George R. R. Martin.

AmazonClassics brings you timeless works from the masters of storytelling. Ideal for anyone who wants to read a great work for the first time or rediscover an old favorite, these new editions open the door to literature’s most unforgettable characters and beloved worlds.

My Review:

Honestly, I had a hard time getting into this one. I was not in the right mindset to get into the writing style and ended up reading summaries online after each section. If you enjoy epic poetry and fantasy it is worth the read. Just make sure you have the time to focus. It is free on Kindle.

Title: The Kiss Quotient

Author: Helen Hoang
Page Count: 324
Rating: A+
Format Read: BOTM Hardcover
Genre: Romance
Keywords: Pretty Woman, Autism, Smut
Kid Appropriate: NO!

Synopsis from Goodreads:

A heartwarming and refreshing debut novel that proves one thing: there's not enough data in the world to predict what will make your heart tick.

Stella Lane thinks math is the only thing that unites the universe. She comes up with algorithms to predict customer purchases--a job that has given her more money than she knows what to do with, and way less experience in the dating department than the average thirty-year-old.

It doesn't help that Stella has Asperger's and French kissing reminds her of a shark getting its teeth cleaned by pilot fish. Her conclusion: she needs lots of practice--with a professional. Which is why she hires escort Michael Phan. The Vietnamese and Swedish stunner can't afford to turn down Stella's offer, and agrees to help her check off all the boxes on her lesson plan--from foreplay to more-than-missionary position...

Before long, Stella not only learns to appreciate his kisses, but to crave all the other things he's making her feel. Soon, their no-nonsense partnership starts making a strange kind of sense. And the pattern that emerges will convince Stella that love is the best kind of logic...


My Review:

You need to read this book. Now. Go get it.

Oh my goodness after not really being in the mood to read cute relationship books for the past couple of months and just missing the hopeless romantic spark, Michael and Stella broke my heart into tiny pieces, had me sobbing, and oh my goodness if a relationship is not as wonderful as their mutual care and understanding I don't want it!

Stella Lane was so incredibly relatable for me with my own extreme social anxiety and certain other traits. I was crying every 50 pages as I connected with her struggles. I have never felt so similar to a character on so many levels before this book. I wish I could make everyone I meet read this book.

Michael may be a prostitute on the surface but lordy is he a perfect specimen of a man otherwise. He's the perfect mix of traits for a romance hero: sweet, caring, loves his family, responsible, talented, macho, and tattoos.

This gender swapped, smut filled Pretty Woman redo is easily one of my all time favorite books now.

Title: The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo

Author: Taylor Jenkins Reid
Page Count: 388
Rating: B
Format Read: BOTM Hardcover  
Genre: Literary Fiction
Keywords: Tell all, Love, Bisexuality
Kid Appropriate: No

Synopsis from Goodreads:

Evelyn Hugo is finally ready to tell the truth about her glamorous and scandalous life. But when she chooses unknown magazine reporter Monique Grant for the job, no one in the journalism community is more astounded than Monique herself. Why her? Why now?

Monique is not exactly on top of the world. Her husband, David, has left her, and her career has stagnated. Regardless of why Evelyn has chosen her to write her biography, Monique is determined to use this opportunity to jumpstart her career.

Summoned to Evelyn’s Upper East Side apartment, Monique listens as Evelyn unfurls her story: from making her way to Los Angeles in the 1950s to her decision to leave show business in the late 80s, and, of course, the seven husbands along the way. As Evelyn’s life unfolds through the decades—revealing a ruthless ambition, an unexpected friendship, and a great forbidden love—Monique begins to feel a very a real connection to the actress. But as Evelyn’s story catches up with the present, it becomes clear that her life intersects with Monique’s own in tragic and irreversible ways.


My Review:

I got this as an extra for Book of the Month after hearing countless rave reviews from some of my favorite BookTubers. They described a groundbreaking, beautiful, roller coaster of a read. That is not what I found...yes I am in the minority with my opinion on this book.

The husbands and wife were lackluster and much of the time boring. Celia was incredibly annoying and I never felt blown away by their connection or her frequent bouts of jealousy and temper.

I did sob during the 25 pages where three of our main characters died. It felt too close together, as if the story was rushing to wrap up and jammed all the death together.

Monique's father was a surprising twist but Evelyn's fate was not.

Overall, I expected too much from an otherwise perfectly fine novel. Highly readable and easy to consume quickly but definitely not among my favorites for the year.

Title: What if Everybody Said That?

Author: Ellen Javernick and Colleen Madden
Page Count: 24
Rating: C
Format Read: Kindle  
Genre: Children's Picture Book
Keywords: Manners, Kindness, Empathy
Kid Appropriate: Yep

Synopsis from Goodreads:

If you tell someone that they can’t play with you, there’s no harm done, right? But what if everybody said that? What if everybody forgot to be kind…and made fun of other kids’ artwork at school, or told a fib, or refused to share with a person in need? The world wouldn’t be a very nice place to live. But what if everybody thought before they spoke, so the world would be a kinder place?

With clear prose and lighthearted artwork, this companion book to the bestseller What If Everybody Did That? explores the power of words and shows kids that the things we say matter.


My Review:

Good for young children that may need help beginning to understand the power of their actions/words and introducing the concept of empathy.

Title: A Suitable Vengeance
Author: Elizabeth George
Page Count: 449
Rating: B
Format Read: Hardcover  
Genre: Mystery
Keywords: Love, Family, History
Kid Appropriate: No

Synopsis from Goodreads:

'Award-winning author Elizabeth George gives us an early glimpse into the lives of Detective Inspector Thomas Lynley, forensic scientist Simon Allcourt-St. James, and Lady Helen Clyde in a superlative mystery that is also a fascinating inquiry into the crimes of the heart. Lynley, the eighth earl of Asherton, has brought to Howenstow, his family home, the young woman he has asked to be his bride. But the savage murder of a local journalist is the catalyst for a lethal series of events that shatters the calm of a picturesque Cornwall village and embroils Lynley and St. James in a case far outside their jurisdiction—and a little too close to home. When a second death follows closely on the heels of the first, Lynley finds he can't help taking the investigation personally—because the evidence points to a killer within his own family.

My Review:

As a prequel novel this clearly is not quite as strong as the other novels in this series but it was still highly enjoyable and so important in understanding the Deborah, Simon, and Tommy triangle only previously hinted at as well as how Helen fits into their lives.

The mystery was absolutely twisty and largely unpredictable with the castration, cocaine, prostitutes, cross dressing, drug studies, and triple murder.

You don't need to read this book to understand the rest of the series but it is helpful in understanding the backstory of our main cast of characters.

Title: Spinning Silver

Author: Naomi Novik
Page Count: 466
Rating: A
Format Read: BOTM Hardcover  
Genre: Fantasy
Keywords: Rumpelstiltskin, Money, Family
Kid Appropriate: Teen and older

Synopsis from Goodreads:

Miryem is the daughter and granddaughter of moneylenders... but her father isn't a very good one. Free to lend and reluctant to collect, he has loaned out most of his wife's dowry and left the family on the edge of poverty--until Miryem steps in. Hardening her heart against her fellow villagers' pleas, she sets out to collect what is owed--and finds herself more than up to the task. When her grandfather loans her a pouch of silver pennies, she brings it back full of gold.

But having the reputation of being able to change silver to gold can be more trouble than it's worth--especially when her fate becomes tangled with the cold creatures that haunt the wood, and whose king has learned of her reputation and wants to exploit it for reasons Miryem cannot understand.


My Review:

I was completely unsure of if I was going to like this book or not. Rumpelstiltskin is one of my favorite fairytales so I was excited about that aspect of it but I have tried to finish Naomi Novik's previous novel Uprooted and just found it hard to get into. Luckily, I actually really loved this book!

We follow three main characters (Miryem, Wanda, and Irina). They are each strong female leads that have to save the world and are not always in agreement on what the best route is. The rapid switching between their POVs without telling you who you are reading from is confusing at times. I remember the first time we are introduced to Irina I was extremely confused who on earth I was reading about as it was fairly far into the book and we had only been introduced to Miryem and Wanda, neither of whom were as wealthy or girly as Irina. Despite this confusion I enjoyed how strong and different the three of them were and how they each had a unique perspective and way of dealing with the evils of this story.

The tsar and his demon were giving me serious flashbacks to a creepier evil version of Howl's Moving Castle with Calicifer and Howl.

The Stayrk were one of my favorite aspects of this novel. I wish we had seen more of their world and learned more about their culture than what we saw from Miryem's limited perspective while she was there.

The romances were very meh. If they had been developed a bit more they may have felt more natural. Despite this I still really loved this book and found it to be an enjoyable read.

The pacing of the story is definitely slow. So if you prefer fast paced novels with a lot of action then this might not be the read for you. But if you are looking for a lush, atmospheric fantasy retelling then I would highly recommend giving this one a try!


June Wrap Up

June was a bit of a weird reading month in that I started about 16 books but only finished 7: 1 fantasy book, 3 mysteries, and 3 Audible shows.

Title: Blood of Elves
Author: Andrzej Sapkowski
Page Count: 324
Rating: B
Format Read: Kindle 
Genre: Fantasy
Keywords: War, magic, Witcher
Kid Appropriate: Teen and older

Synopsis from Goodreads:

The New York Times bestselling series that inspired the international hit video game: The Witcher.
For over a century, humans, dwarves, gnomes, and elves have lived together in relative peace. But times have changed, the uneasy peace is over, and now the races are fighting once again. The only good elf, it seems, is a dead elf.

Geralt of Rivia, the cunning assassin known as The Witcher, has been waiting for the birth of a prophesied child. This child has the power to change the world - for good, or for evil.

As the threat of war hangs over the land and the child is hunted for her extraordinary powers, it will become Geralt's responsibility to protect them all - and the Witcher never accepts defeat.

The Witcher returns in this sequel to The Last Wish, as the inhabitants of his world become embroiled in a state of total war.


My Review:

Overall, this was a fun fantasy that took you throughout the world created in the short story bind ups that begin this series. The characters are enjoyable but the story did feel slow from time to time and I wanted it to dive deeper into the plot. Right as the story started to pick up the book ended. Maybe the rest of the series will have more action.

Title: A Great Deliverance
Author: Elizabeth George
Page Count: 431
Rating: A
Format Read: Kindle 
Genre: Mystery
Keywords: England, Inspector, Murder
Kid Appropriate: No

Synopsis from Goodreads:

To this day, the low, thin wail of an infant can be heard in Keldale's lush green valleys. Three hundred years ago, as legend goes, the frightened Yorkshire villagers smothered a crying babe in Keldale Abbey, where they'd hidden to escape the ravages of Cromwell's raiders.

Now into Keldale's pastoral web of old houses and older secrets comes Scotland Yard Inspector Thomas Lynley, the eighth earl of Asherton. Along with the redoubtable Detective Sergeant Barbara Havers, Lynley has been sent to solve a savage murder that has stunned the peaceful countryside. For fat, unlovely Roberta Teys has been found in her best dress, an axe in her lap, seated in the old stone barn beside her father's headless corpse. Her first and last words were "I did it. And I'm not sorry."

Yet as Lynley and Havers wind their way through Keldale's dark labyrinth of secret scandals and appalling crimes, they uncover a shattering series of revelations that will reverberate through this tranquil English valley—and in their own lives as well.


My Review:

I LOVED THIS BOOK! If you are a mystery fan, especially English mysteries, then you absolutely need to pick up this series. It is unexpected, creepy, dark, and a great adventure.

While this book was originally published in 1988 I did keep getting similar vibes to the Cormoran Strike series from J.K. Rowling/Robert Galbraith. There is a detective duo with a strong cast of supporting characters. My only downside was that the character of Barbara Havers legitimately was one of the most frustrating, rude, and annoying characters I have encountered in a long time. I constantly wanted to skim her sections of the story and would have to walk away from the book. If you have a similar issue with her character while reading don't worry too much. Her development throughout the series is fantastic and by book five I actually like her now!

If you're into twisted mysteries and don't mind being slightly disturbed and/or crying uncontrollably at certain points in the story then I highly recommend checking out this series.

Title: The Sandman
Author: Lars Kepler
Page Count: 464
Rating: A
Format Read: Kindle 
Genre: Mystery
Keywords: Sweden, Murder, Kidnapping, Sanity
Kid Appropriate: No

Synopsis from Goodreads:

The #1 internationally best-selling thriller from the author of The Hypnotist tells the chilling story of a manipulative serial killer and the two brilliant police agents who must try to beat him at his own game.

Late one night, outside Stockholm, Mikael Kohler-Frost is found wandering. Thirteen years earlier, he went missing along with his younger sister. They were long thought to have been victims of Sweden's most notorious serial killer, Jurek Walter, now serving a life sentence in a maximum security psychiatric hospital. Now Mikael tells the police that his sister is still alive and being held by someone he knows only as the Sandman. Years ago, Detective Inspector Joona Linna made an excruciating personal sacrifice to ensure Jurek's capture. He is keenly aware of what this killer is capable of, and now he is certain that Jurek has an accomplice. He knows that any chance of rescuing Mikael's sister depends on getting Jurek to talk, and that the only agent capable of this is Inspector Saga Bauer, a twenty-seven-year-old prodigy. She will have to go under deep cover in the psychiatric ward where Jurek is imprisoned, and she will have to find a way to get to the psychopath before it's too late--and before he gets inside her head.


My Review:

I've raved about this series repeatedly and this book did not disappoint! As the fourth book in the Joona Linna series this one was just a crazy, fast paced, and creepy as the first three installments in the series. I was already scared in the first chapter of this one! If you're looking for a psychological thriller that will leave you freaking out and tense for the entirety of the 400+ pages then you NEED to check out this series.

Title: Payment in Blood
Author: Elizabeth George
Page Count: 432
Rating: B
Format Read: Paperback
Genre: Mystery
Keywords: Murder, Inspector, Family, Loyalty
Kid Appropriate: No

Synopsis from Goodreads:

The career of playwright Joy Sinclair comes to an abrupt end on an isolated estate in the Scottish Highlands when someone drives an eighteen-inch dirk through her neck. Called upon to investigate the case in a country where they have virtually no authority, aristocratic Detective Inspector Thomas Lynley and his partner, Detective Sergeant Barbara Havers, grapple for both a motive and a murderer. Emotions run deep in this highly charged drama, for the list of suspects soon includes Britain's foremost actress, its most successful theatrical producer, and the woman Lynley loves. He and Havers must tread carefully through the complicated terrain of human relationships, while they work to solve a case rooted in the darkest corners of the past and the unexplored regions of the human heart.

My Review:

This one was not as good as the first book in the series. It was fun overall but could drag on in certain sections. For most of the book I was reminded quite heavily of the board game Clue. Despite this it was still a solid, enjoyable read.

Title: West Cork

Author: Sam Bungey and Jennifer Forde
Run time: 7 hours and 52 minutes
Rating: A
Format Read: Audible 
Genre: True crime
Keywords: Ireland, France, Murder, Cold case
Kid Appropriate: No

Synopsis from Goodreads:

This much we do know: Sophie Toscan du Plantier was murdered days before Christmas in 1996, her broken body discovered at the edge of her property near the town of Schull in West Cork, Ireland. The rest remains a mystery.

Gripping, yet ever elusive, join the real-life hunt for answers in the year’s first not-to-be-missed, true-crime series. Investigative journalist, Sam Bungey, and documentation, Jennifer Forde, guide listeners through the brutal, unsolved murder and the tangled web of its investigation, while introducing an intricate cast of characters, a provocative prime suspect, and a recovering community whose story begs to be heard.

My Review:

This podcast never felt slow and is a great listen for fans of true crime! It was really well done and stays consistently interesting.

Title: Damned Spot
Author: Eric Nuzum
Run time: each episode (there are 4) is 25-30 minutes
Rating: D
Format Read: Audible
Genre: Documentary
Keywords: Crime, reputation, connotations 
Kid Appropriate: No

My synopsis and review:

This podcast has four episodes that cover locations with negative connotations from why they are seen as negative and any potential fixes people attempted.

I did not care for this one. I ended up tuning out most of it and found other sections to be overly judgmental and condescending. Some of it was interesting but overall I would not recommend it.

Title: Unheard: The Story of Anna Winslow

Author: Anthony Del Col
Length: 8 episodes (20-30 min each) 
Rating: B
Format Read: Audible 
Genre: Paranormal mystery
Keywords: Sanity, investigation, podcast
Kid Appropriate: No

Synopsis from Goodreads:

University student Anna Winslow has gone missing. The circumstances of her disappearance are far from ordinary, a fact that only fellow student Melissa Lopez appears to appreciate. Motivated by an unexplained and disturbing voicemail message from Anna on the night of her disappearance, Melissa's curiosity quickly turns into a deeper investigation, an obsession even, which she chronicles as a regular podcast - the very recordings that you are about to listen to. She quickly discovers that Anna was a loner with hearing difficulties and had disappeared for a week earlier in the year, only to return with perfect hearing, but with increasingly unstable

My Review:

I listened to this mostly while I was driving and doing cardio at the gym. It was so much better than I was expecting! It is a truly creepy mystery with hints of science fiction elements throughout. You follow Melissa Lopez as she tries to figure out this mystery of Anna Winslow's death and you feel like you're starting to lose your mind with her. Great listen for horror fans.